The Fictional Complaints GroupAuthor’s note
I am very sorry for the time you will lose in reading the silliness contend in these three acts, not to mention the half-hearted quotes and the truly horrific parodies. Although entertaining and funny at times, it is essentially useless if one is looking to “broaden one’s mind”.
But if you are looking for a bit of mindless fun, and when I say mindless I mean it in every possible sense, then this scribble is for you!
And please remember this is a work of fiction. All names, places, events and characters are the product of the author’s imagination (or poached from a better author’s mind).
Any resemblance to actual characters, living or dead is entirely intentional.
Boromir, son of J.R.R. Tolkien, killed in start of the second book and the end of first movie
Eddard Stark, son of George R.R Martin, dead four episodes in if that!
Antonio from the Merchant of Venice, son of Shakespeare, didn’t die but p
Don't Eat The PearsWhen Loki simply could not take another minute among the Avengers on Midgard or Thor and the Warriors Three within Asgard's palace, he knew he needed to get away before he tried to kill one of them. Again. So he took Darcy and went to one of his favorite areas to visit; Nornheim. The province was some days ride away from the capital, and it was far enough to help relax the god of Mischief.
Darcy was just excited she was going to get to see more than the capital of Asgard. Since she and Loki married it seemed all she ever saw was the capital or back to New York to deal with the Avengers. She wanted to see more, even if living in a giant palace made of gold was pretty epic. What could she say? Loki was spoiling her.
So the couple packed, took a carriage and left for Nornheim. A little over a week later they arrived, and Darcy was glad for it, sitting in a carriage all day and night was not exactly the most comfortable - even if it was huge and all royal-like with cushioned chairs, curtai
Day 30: Doing Something HotAs Darcy stirred awake, she felt like her skin was on fire and trying to melt right off of her bones. She groaned as she kicked the blankets off, throwing them away from her sweaty skin. But Loki was quick to pull the blankets back over them, and that was when she realized the heat was radiating off of him.
Opening her eyes, she looked behind herself. Loki was spooning behind her, arms wrapped around her waist. She could feel the heat of his skin practically burning her skin. While Odin's concealment spell did give Loki skin that radiated some heat, he still always felt cooler than the average human. However right now Darcy felt like his blood was pure lava beneath his skin.
She pried herself away from him, which took several moments before she finally freed herself from his iron grasp. Sitting up afterward, she brushed his damp hair back and felt his forehead. "Loki!" She said, shaking his shoulder. He apparently had felt the need to cover up even in his sleep because the man was stil
Day 28: Doing Something RidiculousWith April Fools Day just a day away, everyone within S.H.I.E.L.D.'s HQ was on edge with a certain god of Mischief and his woman running around. Director Fury's blood pressure had went up a good bit the closer the day came. Loki and Darcy acted as if everything was normal, but the two made quite the deceptive team.
Night fell over New York. The clock ticked to Midnight. It was time to begin their plan of attack. Nick Fury didn't live at the building, he did go home (Wherever that may be) at night when there wasn't a crisis somewhere in the world. All was well, so he was home. The building wasn't empty, as was it regulations to always have agents within the building. The night shift, however, did not work in Fury's office.
It made the office a perfect target for the duo of doom. They went to work.
Loki cast a spell to make them invisible on any of the cameras, and disabled the listening devices on the floor. With that taken care of, he teleported Darcy and himself into Nick Fury's offic
Contest-Loki x Sigyn clothes (extended date)Hi to everybody!
This is my first contest and I am very excited!
Okay, maybe it's a little unusual contest but ..... I like the idea, so...
The contest it is on the suits/outfits that Loki and Sigyn should wear in my fanfiction / fancomic.
Contest beginning: Today! 1 December
Contest end: February 28th
- Each participant has to this journal page.
- Read and comment on my fanfiction would be very appreciated, but not necessary. (Although I would really like to know what you think.)
- Anyone who is interested is free to par